hello

urlannoying:

when you still need to fill another half a pageimage

humorking:

me auditioning to model

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(Source: humorking)

farnilyjewels:

when your selfie gets more than 5 notes

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(Source: digimemory)

changesbyblacksabbath:

hannahbieberhercules:

donovanluver1965:

*blows kiss up to the sky (for the aliens)*

*blows kiss to iPhone screen (for the dumb person who posted this)*

sorry you didnt like this hannah bieber hercules, shoot me an email and we can discuss what content you’d rather see in the future. 

unclemother:

*walks into school* actually, no thanks *walks out*

  • American People: muslim countries are so awful to women they need to treat them better
  • American People: Women ask to get raped
  • American People: Girls need to cover themselves they're a distraction to boys
  • American People: Women shouldn't be able to get abortions
  • American People: Why should women get birth control they shouldn't have sex anyway
  • American People: We have such great equality God bless

babybowsers:

me: *petting a cat* nice

cat: *bathes self where i touched it*

me: image

piplump:

Teacher: “I won’t be setting any homework today”

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