hello

teenifies:

sovji:

*steals ur credit card*

hasta la visa

 

(Source: sovji-moved)

hi:

well that was a good snack

time for 7 more

svvords:

i dont trust people who can look good with messy hair

(Source: wasiangod)

furr:

catholicnun:

Someone please sum up what I need to know for chemistry and algebra 2 and French 1 and world history

h2o, a2 + b2 = c2, oui oui baguette eiffel tower, obama 

poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

pityreblogs:

sweat is just your body crying because it wants you to stop moving

dtf-obrien:

My favorite exchange on twitter tbh
stoned-levi:

that settles it
we have to get rid of the ocean

  • me: *sees a bug in my house*
  • me: alright little homie its ok we all make mistakes, you do you, just keep a respectful distance
  • bug: *flies at my face*
  • me: first of all how dare you

theanti90smovement:

hmm 666

6+6+6=18

18….

Obama was 18 once

very scary

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